i'm not myself, you see.

25. Dancer. Magically delicious. May impair your ability to operate machinery.
"...you've met me at a very strange time in my life."

mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

(via gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb)

People who have monsters recognize each other. They know each other without even saying a word.

Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Last Night I Sang To The Monster

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(Source: gatheringbones, via fenris-garrus)