i'm not myself, you see.

25. Dancer. Magically delicious. May impair your ability to operate machinery.
"...you've met me at a very strange time in my life."

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

(via fuckmehard-inthedark)

amuseoffyre:

craftastrophies:

Have you ever read any Twilight Fanfiction ?

oh mYGoD

What’s the betting they printed it off, handed it around the set and laughed themselves sick? What’s the betting he did impressions? What’s the betting that he “mewled like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young”?

(Source: fmerob, via sansa-star)